Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
ThE LeSs YoU KnOw, ThE MoRe YoU Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
^-^~ so sleepy...my website is still on progress, and I still need to teach everyday. Headache! I always told this to myself.. "hang on!"
Whatever it takes,lets enjoy! =p
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
^-^~ so sleepy...my website is still on progress, and I still need to teach everyday. Headache! I always told this to myself.. "hang on!"
Whatever it takes,lets enjoy! =p
D.U.M.B J.O.K.E.S
#1 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
#2 A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
#2 A guy (we'll call him Aaron) was laying down carpet in some woman's home. As he was finishing, he got a craving for a cigarette. Aaron looked around and discovered that his cigarettes were missing. He did, however, notice a bump in the carpet, and figured that he had laid carpet over the pack without noticing it there. Aaron decided rather than to take up the carpet, he would get a hammer and pound it into the ground so no one would know.
When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done.
''Aaron, The carpet lookes wonderful!'' she exclaimed. ''Here are your cigarettes; I found them in the kitchen. Oh yes, and by the way, have you seen my gerbil?''
Monday, January 5, 2009
MaAF! Aku Bkan PembLogger TegAr
Salam... Maaflah. Ak bkan pemblogger tegar. Ak bkan spesis penghapdate blog 1 ari 4 kali. Ak cume memblog sesuke ati ak jek. Sesedap rase org kate. Maaflah kalu rase ak cam pmalas giler nak hapdet. Ko rajin ker nak hapdatekan blog ak?? Tak kan?? So, diam n bace je kalu nak bace. Syyyyhhh!
Dolu ak beriya hasut si kojah wat blog. Die tgok ak memblogging cam xder keje tyme tuh kan.(padahal byak je keje)Pas kna racun, tuba, ridsect sume, maka die pon join komuniti bloggerz. Die pon nmpak cam knak2 riang jer kan. Bahagia je xde keje nak buek. Ha, buek la ekau blog smpai muntah. Haha.. Before kna racun ngan ak, die xnak lak buek blog. Maka, jelaslah ak adalah d' X factornye. Xpe, otomatik ak tolong korang mngimarahkan lagi blogging nh. Si kojah mmg memblogging dengan kadar 'menggila'. Kagum ak. Teruskan usaha anda.
Anyway, bkan xde ape yang menarik happen for the past few months. Cume ak je mlas nak sumbat sume lam blog. Dh basi citer tuh sebab ak mlas nak hapdet. Even now pon ak mlas nak buek entry sobab line wireless jap ade jap xde. Sedey ak. Janji aritu ngan 'abg2 x-opis', nak upload pics depa lam blog. Tapi HAMPAGAS! Nanti la. Bile tibe masenye sy tunaikan janji sy tu ea?? Nak edit2 dolu. (buat2 rajin!)
Dok umah, jrang surf internet. (Internet ak free jer. Telekom sebelah.) Ade hambe Allah tu kate ak hack. Kejadahnye. Ak xpyah susah2 hack. Memg open wireless. Bek ati kan Telekom?? Kalu nak hack pon, bek hack mende yg lebih berpekdah. Cth: Result pekse?? Hahaha.... Ape yg ak nak citer td ek?
So, kalu bkak tenet pon juz bkak email and so on so forth. Mende2'kurang' berpekdah ak jarang layan. Blog, kdang2. Bace blog org jer. Jadah ak nak buek blog. Bosan xtau nak citer ape. Kalu ade citer pon, ak bkan spesis citer sume2 nye lam blog. Bkan spesis citer every movements, every events, every single talking, every feelings, every day n nights. Mmg rajin la spesis nh. Take that as a compliment. And kalu bace blog pon ak suke yg bole wat otak lapangg jer. Lawak. Lawak sengal pon xpe. Janji bkan gosip. Mengantuk layan gosip.
Contoh cam blog mr. yoshz. Sori la, blik2 ak sbut yoshz. Dah itu yg paling slalu ak singgah. Maapla yee? Yg len jgn kecik ati. Ak slalu gak singgah. Itu contoh. Contoh tau? Citer die ringkas. Xmeleret2. Ade jer sesi ketawa(even die x intentionally wat lawak). Tak lawak pon ak gelak gak. Hey, suke ati ak la kan?? Ade gak blog ak suke masuk tp jarang hapdet. Biase la. Bukan sume org rajin tahap mentibang nak blogging.
Lastly, to miss hajar, eeka, miss indee n saper2 yang berkaitan. Maaflah kalu ak memanjang xhapdet. Supe cam xbuek blog. Maapla yea? Ade brani nak jdik subject perbincangan ak lam blog nh?? Meh cni ak uraikan 1 persatu. Hahaha..
Eh, luper nak citer. Ak ade dendam xberbalas g ngan si kojah. Cehhhh... Buang pic tu cepatttt sebelum ak bertukar jdik hulk ijo. Hahaha...si kojah takot benor ak hack die. Jgn risau la. Xdonyo den buek. Kalu buek pon takat hapuskan jo, xtinggal kesan. Haha... bior die. Tetibe blog xleh bukak. Ayokk... (sesi ugut si kojah).
Tapi, aritu (sori nh mmg dah lapok nyer citer. Tp ak nak ckap gak.) memg unbelieveable, unsangkarable, unterpkirable, bole lak si kojah mngamok kek kodai kain maso poie nilai 3. Den pon tkejut. Ak ngan balaks si kojah tgokk je dr jauh. Cam ade drama lak kek situ. Sume pandang nh. Kami bertiga jadik subject ari tuh. Taukeh kodai kain tu xsompat nak nepis dah. Si kojah anta peluru berpandu 16 das kek dio. Mgkin org len xperasan ak. Sebab ak mnyamarkan diri di sebalik org2 yang tercengang. Buek ala2 ak xdo kaitan ngan si kojah. Hahaha... Sape pembace tegar tuh tau la citer nh kalu masuk page si kojah. Neway, thanks for the payung ye kojah!
Ngantuk la. Xde keje ak naip g. Bubbye...! Nak tido lak.
Dolu ak beriya hasut si kojah wat blog. Die tgok ak memblogging cam xder keje tyme tuh kan.(padahal byak je keje)Pas kna racun, tuba, ridsect sume, maka die pon join komuniti bloggerz. Die pon nmpak cam knak2 riang jer kan. Bahagia je xde keje nak buek. Ha, buek la ekau blog smpai muntah. Haha.. Before kna racun ngan ak, die xnak lak buek blog. Maka, jelaslah ak adalah d' X factornye. Xpe, otomatik ak tolong korang mngimarahkan lagi blogging nh. Si kojah mmg memblogging dengan kadar 'menggila'. Kagum ak. Teruskan usaha anda.
Anyway, bkan xde ape yang menarik happen for the past few months. Cume ak je mlas nak sumbat sume lam blog. Dh basi citer tuh sebab ak mlas nak hapdet. Even now pon ak mlas nak buek entry sobab line wireless jap ade jap xde. Sedey ak. Janji aritu ngan 'abg2 x-opis', nak upload pics depa lam blog. Tapi HAMPAGAS! Nanti la. Bile tibe masenye sy tunaikan janji sy tu ea?? Nak edit2 dolu. (buat2 rajin!)
Dok umah, jrang surf internet. (Internet ak free jer. Telekom sebelah.) Ade hambe Allah tu kate ak hack. Kejadahnye. Ak xpyah susah2 hack. Memg open wireless. Bek ati kan Telekom?? Kalu nak hack pon, bek hack mende yg lebih berpekdah. Cth: Result pekse?? Hahaha.... Ape yg ak nak citer td ek?
So, kalu bkak tenet pon juz bkak email and so on so forth. Mende2'kurang' berpekdah ak jarang layan. Blog, kdang2. Bace blog org jer. Jadah ak nak buek blog. Bosan xtau nak citer ape. Kalu ade citer pon, ak bkan spesis citer sume2 nye lam blog. Bkan spesis citer every movements, every events, every single talking, every feelings, every day n nights. Mmg rajin la spesis nh. Take that as a compliment. And kalu bace blog pon ak suke yg bole wat otak lapangg jer. Lawak. Lawak sengal pon xpe. Janji bkan gosip. Mengantuk layan gosip.
Contoh cam blog mr. yoshz. Sori la, blik2 ak sbut yoshz. Dah itu yg paling slalu ak singgah. Maapla yee? Yg len jgn kecik ati. Ak slalu gak singgah. Itu contoh. Contoh tau? Citer die ringkas. Xmeleret2. Ade jer sesi ketawa(even die x intentionally wat lawak). Tak lawak pon ak gelak gak. Hey, suke ati ak la kan?? Ade gak blog ak suke masuk tp jarang hapdet. Biase la. Bukan sume org rajin tahap mentibang nak blogging.
Lastly, to miss hajar, eeka, miss indee n saper2 yang berkaitan. Maaflah kalu ak memanjang xhapdet. Supe cam xbuek blog. Maapla yea? Ade brani nak jdik subject perbincangan ak lam blog nh?? Meh cni ak uraikan 1 persatu. Hahaha..
Eh, luper nak citer. Ak ade dendam xberbalas g ngan si kojah. Cehhhh... Buang pic tu cepatttt sebelum ak bertukar jdik hulk ijo. Hahaha...si kojah takot benor ak hack die. Jgn risau la. Xdonyo den buek. Kalu buek pon takat hapuskan jo, xtinggal kesan. Haha... bior die. Tetibe blog xleh bukak. Ayokk... (sesi ugut si kojah).
Tapi, aritu (sori nh mmg dah lapok nyer citer. Tp ak nak ckap gak.) memg unbelieveable, unsangkarable, unterpkirable, bole lak si kojah mngamok kek kodai kain maso poie nilai 3. Den pon tkejut. Ak ngan balaks si kojah tgokk je dr jauh. Cam ade drama lak kek situ. Sume pandang nh. Kami bertiga jadik subject ari tuh. Taukeh kodai kain tu xsompat nak nepis dah. Si kojah anta peluru berpandu 16 das kek dio. Mgkin org len xperasan ak. Sebab ak mnyamarkan diri di sebalik org2 yang tercengang. Buek ala2 ak xdo kaitan ngan si kojah. Hahaha... Sape pembace tegar tuh tau la citer nh kalu masuk page si kojah. Neway, thanks for the payung ye kojah!
Ngantuk la. Xde keje ak naip g. Bubbye...! Nak tido lak.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
petaNg YAnG hEniNG..
Petang yg mendung. Macam nak hujan. Tapi macam tak hujan. Aku pon konfius.
Kerusi berkerak keriuk. Aku masih berfikir. Dari entah brape minggu yg lepas, ak kerap berfikir. Ah? Oh, camni tak bole, ada error. Samapai kadang2 cakap sdrik. Housemate ak dah biase ngan fenomena ini. Die bantai tidur awal setiap malam. Ak je termenung depan tv ngan mata tak berkedip. Bukan sebab berita perdana tu best.
Ak masih berfikir. Semenjak ada 'kerja', ak byak mnggunakan otak kanan dan kiri untuk berfikir. Ini tahap maksima ak mnggunakan otak dengan serius. Sebab masa tak banyak, so ak terpakse compress planning and implementation sekaligus. Ak makan sambil fikir navigation model. Mandi sambil fikir algorithm admin. Tido pon tgok laptop. Kot2 terpancul idea time2 hening ni kan. Kdang2 dlam mimpi pon ade coding. Kadang2.
Selalunye time nk mandi, time masak, idea tu tetibe muncul. Cepat2 catat kalau tak lupe. Pergh, kalau lupe nak cungkil balik punye la susah. Fenomena ganjil nh lebih menjadi2 sebelum nak present pada supervisor. Tp skang dah lepas, alhamdulillah. Ak bukan lg di tahap kritikal. Kalau ade 5 level, ak kat level 3. Slow down. Tp slagi tak siap 'kerja' ak tu, slagi tu la ak mroyan. Sume dah setel, ade la cket modification yg The Big Boss nak tambah. Pening jap ak.
Tp try jgak wat. Selagi ak lum abes, projek ini di bawah tangggungan ak. Dah ak yg develop kan? harussssss la. Eka rilek bertongkat dagu tgok skrin PC. Kadang2 senyum sengsorang. Bahagia. Kak shida kiut edit pics, baru blik bercuti. Lagi bahagia. Abg eab? Kadang2 ada, kdanag2 xde. Cam chipsmore. Dia sgt bz. Sama bz ngan The Big Boss. Mereka rajin. Itu fakta.
Ironinya ak still berfikir. Eh, cmne algorithm tuk paparkan LO?? ~~ Suasana masih hening.
Kerusi berkerak keriuk. Aku masih berfikir. Dari entah brape minggu yg lepas, ak kerap berfikir. Ah? Oh, camni tak bole, ada error. Samapai kadang2 cakap sdrik. Housemate ak dah biase ngan fenomena ini. Die bantai tidur awal setiap malam. Ak je termenung depan tv ngan mata tak berkedip. Bukan sebab berita perdana tu best.
Ak masih berfikir. Semenjak ada 'kerja', ak byak mnggunakan otak kanan dan kiri untuk berfikir. Ini tahap maksima ak mnggunakan otak dengan serius. Sebab masa tak banyak, so ak terpakse compress planning and implementation sekaligus. Ak makan sambil fikir navigation model. Mandi sambil fikir algorithm admin. Tido pon tgok laptop. Kot2 terpancul idea time2 hening ni kan. Kdang2 dlam mimpi pon ade coding. Kadang2.
Selalunye time nk mandi, time masak, idea tu tetibe muncul. Cepat2 catat kalau tak lupe. Pergh, kalau lupe nak cungkil balik punye la susah. Fenomena ganjil nh lebih menjadi2 sebelum nak present pada supervisor. Tp skang dah lepas, alhamdulillah. Ak bukan lg di tahap kritikal. Kalau ade 5 level, ak kat level 3. Slow down. Tp slagi tak siap 'kerja' ak tu, slagi tu la ak mroyan. Sume dah setel, ade la cket modification yg The Big Boss nak tambah. Pening jap ak.
Tp try jgak wat. Selagi ak lum abes, projek ini di bawah tangggungan ak. Dah ak yg develop kan? harussssss la. Eka rilek bertongkat dagu tgok skrin PC. Kadang2 senyum sengsorang. Bahagia. Kak shida kiut edit pics, baru blik bercuti. Lagi bahagia. Abg eab? Kadang2 ada, kdanag2 xde. Cam chipsmore. Dia sgt bz. Sama bz ngan The Big Boss. Mereka rajin. Itu fakta.
Ironinya ak still berfikir. Eh, cmne algorithm tuk paparkan LO?? ~~ Suasana masih hening.
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